Rule Five - Down a pint at any point the judges/audience start to applaud an ugly person or young child for being able to sing/dance/crack jokes at a sub-standard level. Rule Four - Crack into the vodka any time that Amanda Holden says that the "hairs on the back of my neck are standing up", she starts weeping, or she starts blubbering with platitudes. Rule Three - For each performing animal, crap magician, doddery old man, unicyclist, balloon animal artist or senile pensioner, have a couple of fingers of beer. Rule Two - Have another shot every time the audience turn into a baying mob, screaming "off! off! off!" as if they want Cowell, Morgan and Holden to violently do away with the contestants. dressed in a silly hat) in the backstage area, down a shot. Rule One - Every time you see a person who would classify themselves as "wacky" or "bubbly" (i.e. In celebration of the show's return, DS has brought together its own Britain's Got Talent drinking game! With a Greek father-and-son dancing double act, a man eating Ferrero Rocher and witches casting curses, it was the usual mix of the silly, bizarre and barmy. Britain's biggest and most popular variety contest returned on Saturday night, with Amanda Holden, Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan back on the hunt for the next Paul Potts or George Sampson.
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